INTRODUCING....Dear Brookie!!!!

Dear Brookie,

So why are you starting an advice column. Don't you have better things to do?
-My Mom

Great question, Mom. And knowing how much you love my snarky responses, I've got an answer for you. I've always been particularly good at giving advice, according to multiple sources like teddy bears, mirrors and those who don't speak English. Maybe it's my realist attitude, great sense of social awareness or my knack for street smarts. Or maybe it's my modesty. But why not help those in need? Now I'm no doctor mom, I'll save that for my future husband like you wish. But I sure as hell can take a stab at it, right? So why pay $3.95 an issue for Cosmo or hundreds of dollars to lie on a couch when you can click on this blog for free? My first advice is to believe in the product and you will see instant results or your money back guaranteed! Oh, yeah it's free. Well if it hits it off, maybe I'll start charging so get it for free while you can!

-Brooke

So that's right. Every so often (well we'll see how often it'll be based on the questions received), I'm going to feature Dear Brookie, an advice column on anything ranging from dating to health and fitness, career and all things random. So yes, no question is off limits. The stupid ones just won't be used.

So email your questions to brookehschneider@gmail.com about love, life, and the pursuit of happiness. And let's see how this baby works!