1) We should do lunch!...NOT.
Remember that time you bumped into an old friend at the supermarket and didn’t know how to end the conversation, so you said “well we should get together and do lunch or something!” And after they reply “Yeah, sure!” both of you walk away knowing that you’ll probably never see them again. That is until the next time you may bump into them…
2) Yes, I will floss three times a day!...NOT. 
You know how every time you go to the dentist, you are forced to believe that your teeth are the most important thing? And as the dental hygienist is trying to have a conversation with you while gurgling fluoride, she tells you, “Now you’re going to floss two times a day and rinse with fluoride at night, right?” And you say, “Yeah, sure!” Right…
3) I will finally clean and get rid of things I no longer need!...NOT.
No matter how busy or bored I am, I just can’t muster up the energy to finally go through the shelves in the basement, the old boxes in the attic, or the storage containers from college in the garage. I’ll do it…someday…right?
Stay tuned for next week's Top 3 of the Week!
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