Monday, July 27, 2009

Top 3 of the Week: Jobs Thankfully People Want To Do


1) Gynocologist/Proctocologist
You know when you were younger, and someone asked you what you wanted to do when you grow up? If you said "I want to work with vaginas or penises," well, then you were destined to be a Gynocologist or Proctocologist (or a Pimp). Again, another field that us women are thankful someone wants to do, with the hope that that someone is a good-hearted woman and not a creepy (yet obviously educated) man. I can't really speak for the men out there!


2) Bathroom Cleaner:
You all read my Top 3 of the Week on public bathrooms, but one of the most disturbing actions we take is opening up a bathroom stall only to step back in disgust and say, "EWWW! What the hell!" What we sometimes forget to realize is that someone's got to clean that shit up (literally).


3) Accountant:

So let me get this straight. You spend all day entering numbers into an excel sheet and you actually enjoy it? Well thank god you do. Because having to take an accounting class as a Marketing major in college was probably as painful as the thought of waking up each morning knowing that I'd be doing that for a living!

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